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Weird fetishes
I guess now would be a good time to write about some of the weird fetishes I have encountered over the years. And I would love to hear some of the weird and wonderful stuff that has happened to you out there. One guy once insisted that not only does he...
Pushed off the mattress
Once upon a time I had this fling with a co-worker that ended badly. He and I had been flirting for a while, nothing serious, just light-hearted banter going back and forth. That was, until one evening at a company meeting (don’t all bad stories always start like...
Carpet Nights
If you ever need a good pick up line, or better said, a pick up item, here is one for you (it’s been tested and proven that it does indeed work). If you want to have a great evening and successfully pick up a guy, here is what you need to...
Too tired to sleep?
One of my avid blog readers submitted the following very funny story: She more recently picked up a ONS in her favorite bar. The guy and her had been flirting all evening long and had a good time chatting over drinks, so she decided to take him home. The...
Who’s your daddy?
A friend of mine has a super clever trick to get his lovers. He calls it the “who’s your daddy” pickup line. He for some reason resembles the trusted older gentleman, a father figure, who can take good care of you but also listen to all your worries and make them go...
Friends with benefits
One of my avid readers was sharing her friends with benefits story with me. She is single by choice, because according to her, she is sick of playing mum or therapist or both. On second thought, there might be a time and place for playing mum as I just remembered my...
Free range vs. cage kept
I somewhat follow the discussions about free-range vs. cage kept. How it is cruel. Inhuman. But maybe some actually want it. After a more recent experience, where I found myself being put in a cage for a lengthy amount of time, I am all for cage kept. It was...
Vanilla is for ice cream only
This was the advertisement my friends’ Tinder date put out for himself. What he was inferring to was his seeming ability to be anything but boring in bed and understanding sexual practices that were anything but the normal, the vanilla. Which led me to ponder this a...
Hunters and Collectors
A male friend more recently complained to me about how guys have to do all the work (be the hunter). They have to start talking to the girl in an effort to pick her up (for whatever to follow), buy her a drink, woo her, and basically do everything in their power to...
Dating stories
More recently, a friend of mine shared one of her dating experiences with me. She was asked out by this guy who she knew through mutual acquaintances. And since the guy was very tall and skinny – her preferred type – she accepted. On a side note, she is normally only...
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My Name is Helga Müller
Helga is a frivolous German student in her mid-20s who spends 5 years in the States studying and working. In her autobiographical book she recounts her life in America; tells stories of what is means to be dating for survival and the many (life) lessons she learned along the way – the good, the bad and the ugly – in search for a meal and love.
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What’s it all about?
Dating for Survival is about Helga and her many first dates, which she uses to get the occasional hot meal since her funds are stretched. Since she accepts any date, Helga has a string of unbelievable encounters that will have you laugh and shake your head in disbelief.
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If you have a dating story worth telling the world, write to Helga! She is keen to hear from you!