I guess now would be a good time to write about some of the weird fetishes I have encountered over the years.
And I would love to hear some of the weird and wonderful stuff that has happened to you out there.
One guy once insisted that not only does he bathe me before we sleep together, but he also wanted to blow dry me with the hair dryer from the hotel room. Which is exactly what he did. I have to admit, I do like the concept of shower before sleeping with someone, since you never know where they have been before. And one can never be too careful (insist on condoms, ladies!!). But getting washed down head to toe with a wash cloth by a naked guy who made sure that every crevice of your body is super clean is a bit weird. And then instead of getting dried with a towel he makes you lay down on the bed only to blow-dry you with the hair dryer is even stranger. Not to mention that my skin got very dry from the heat and I longed for some body lotion, which of course he did not apply. For some reason this whole procedure turned him on immensely but me less so, therefore the act that followed was rather unspectacular. And a one-time occurrence. But at least he didn’t go as far as the next guy who, besides washing me down in the shower also insisted on rectal douching, even though the later activities didn’t involve anything too anal (pardon the pun!).